The Tern Bottle OPENer Story
A long time ago in a factory far, far away . . .
It was a period of rapid development. International teams, working from their bases scattered around the world, had reached the final milestone in the development of their new folding bicycle line. During the run-up to launch, they began production based on the secret plans for the Physis Handlepost, a radical new component that would ensure the stiffness and ride of the new Tern bicycles. Pursued by sinister deadlines, early production resulted in a higher reject rate than Tern’s standards could tolerate. Rather than let these levers go to waste, a bold plan was hatched to repurpose them to provide refreshment to riders everywhere . . .
WARNING: Not for use as a replacement part.